When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money.

I forgot to turn my SWAG off before I went to bed. I woke up poor and working at McDonald's.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma is so poor she cursed out the lady at McDonalds because they wouldn't put a small fries and a coke in layaway.