"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~ Me at McDonald's on pay day.

I forgot to turn my SWAG off before I went to bed. I woke up poor and working at McDonald's.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma is so poor she cursed out the lady at McDonalds because they wouldn't put a small fries and a coke in layaway.