My dad's favourite joke. This is the joke that my dad has been telling for as long as I can remember: A robber goes into a McDonald's and points a gun at the cashier. ""This is a robbery. Give me all the money!"" The cashier looks at him with a blank stare and says: ""Would you like fries with that?""

My haunted house would be one where guys jump out w your tax forms improperly filled out & others handing you phones with your mom on hold.

I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich.

Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor.