I just saved $30 on Taco Bell by telling a friend I don't have my wallet

"Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~ Me at McDonald's on pay day.

When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money.

Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??