Four people were riding in a compartment on a train in Crimea.. ... an old old lady, a beautiful young woman, a Ukrainian man, and a Russian soldier. The train enters a tunnel and it's suddenly pitch dark. Nobody can see a thing. There is a sound of a kiss, a sound of a slap, and when the train exits the tunnel, the Russian soldier is nursing a painful red slap mark on his cheek. The old woman thinks "That serves him right, trying to take advantage of that young woman in the darkness. I'm glad she stood up to him." The Russian soldier thinks "that cunning Ukrainian man. He kisses the lady, and I cop the slap" The young woman thinks "that serves that soldier right, trying to take advantage of people in the darkness. But I wonder why he tried to kiss the old woman instead of me." The Ukrainian man thinks "Ha! I just kiss the back of my hand, and I get to slap a Russian soldier!"