I used to work at... I used to work at a 7/11. A lady comes in and asks for a chewy candy bar. Let's just say I gave her my *big hunk* I used to work at a fabric shop. A lady came in one day and asked for some fabric. Let's just say she got *felt*. I used to work in a bakery. A lesbian came in one day and asked for some sponge biscuits to eat. Let's just say she got some *lady fingers* inside of her. I used to work as a Roman soldier. A lady came in one day and wanted to be crucified. Let's just…

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Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women.