Little Mary never did very well in church. She would always fall asleep when the priest was speaking. One day, while Mary was happily sleeping, the Priest said ""Mary, who created the Earth as we know it""? The little boy behind Mary got bored, took out a pin, and poked Mary with it in the back. Mary jolted awake and screamed ""Oh good Lord""! ""Good job""! said the priest. A little later, the Priest asked sleeping Mary ""Mary, who was born on December 25th and is celebrated for Christmas?"". Th…

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!

So a man was going as Adam from Adam and Eve for a Halloween costume. So he went to a costume shop and asked the lady working there for a leaf to wear, so the lady brought out a leaf and the guy said, ""bigger"", so the lady brought out another leaf and the man said ""bigger"" again, this went on a few more times and the lady finally came out and said, ""why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gas pump?""

Some Christmas jokes! **What is the best Christmas present in the world?** A broken drum – you just can’t beat it **What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?** It's Christmas, Eve! **What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?** Frostbite! **Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?** They always drop their needles! **Did Rudolph go to school?** No. He was Elf-taught! **Who is Santa's favorite singer?** Elf-is Presley! **What happened to the man who st…