Little Mary never did very well in church. She would always fall asleep when the priest was speaking. One day, while Mary was happily sleeping, the Priest said ""Mary, who created the Earth as we know it""? The little boy behind Mary got bored, took out a pin, and poked Mary with it in the back. Mary jolted awake and screamed ""Oh good Lord""! ""Good job""! said the priest. A little later, the Priest asked sleeping Mary ""Mary, who was born on December 25th and is celebrated for Christmas?"". The little boy stuck the pin in her back again and Mary screamed ""Oh Jesus Christ!"". ""Good job!"" said the priest. After Mary yet again fell asleep, the priest asked ""Mary, after having their 23rd baby, what did Eve say to Adam?"". The boy stuck the pin in Mary's back and she screamed ""If you stick that thing into me one more time, I will rip it in half!"".