Little Mary never did very well in church. She would always fall asleep when the priest was speaking. One day, while Mary was happily sleeping, the Priest said ""Mary, who created the Earth as we know it""? The little boy behind Mary got bored, took out a pin, and poked Mary with it in the back. Mary jolted awake and screamed ""Oh good Lord""! ""Good job""! said the priest. A little later, the Priest asked sleeping Mary ""Mary, who was born on December 25th and is celebrated for Christmas?"". Th…

Nun in a taxi... A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'' ''Well, I've always had a f…

A deeply religious man is on a cruise ship... All of a sudden, a loud crashing sound is heard, and the ship begins to sink. Everyone runs to the lifeboats and begins escaping the ship. The man however, stays on the ship. All the life boats are gonna but one. A woman is heard yelling ""Quick! Get on the boat! There's room for only one more!"" The man replies ""No thank you madam, God will save me."" The lifeboat departs, and everyone is gone but this man. Minutes later, a fishing boat approaches …

A Nun is teaching a religion class She asks the children if they know the story of what Easter is all about? First one raises a hand and she calls on him. ""It's all about candy, and the Easter Bunny"" She tells him to sit down and calls another child to answer. He says, "" it's all about Jesus dying for our sins"". Happily, she asks him to go on. ""Well Jesus died, and was buried, and on the third day he arose and walked out of the tomb"" ""Yes, that's right"", she says, ""what is the rest of t…