A deeply religious man is on a cruise ship... All of a sudden, a loud crashing sound is heard, and the ship begins to sink. Everyone runs to the lifeboats and begins escaping the ship. The man however, stays on the ship. All the life boats are gonna but one. A woman is heard yelling ""Quick! Get on the boat! There's room for only one more!"" The man replies ""No thank you madam, God will save me."" The lifeboat departs, and everyone is gone but this man. Minutes later, a fishing boat approaches the nearly capsized ship. ""Come on, get down from there! I can help!"" the fisherman yells. ""No thank you sir, God will save me."" The man replies. Several minutes later, when the ship is on the verge of being completely underwater, a helicopter arises above it. A ladder is flung down. ""Grab the ladder and climb up!"" say the people on the helicopter. ""No thank you, God will save me!"" he yells. ""This is your last chance, grab the ladder and climb up!"" The man does not respond, and simply stands there. The helicopter leaves, the ship sinks, and the man dies. He arrives in heaven shortly thereafter. He goes to God and says ""God, I put my faith in you, trusting that you would help me but you simply left me to die!"" God responds: ""My child, on three separate occasions did I give you help, and not once did you take it!"" Old joke from when I was a kid, can't remember where I heard it. On an unrelated note, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!