A joke my Dad says every Easter
3 Italians die and go to Heaven, but are stopped at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter questions the authenticity of these three mens' religious beliefs, so he decides to put them to the test.
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"Tell me, what is the meaning of Easter, my children?" he asks. "If you can explain this to me, your passageway into Heaven is secured. If not, well…"
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The first Italian confidently approaches St. Peter. (Insert stereotypical Italian accent) "Well a'sir, isn't…