Little Suzy wasn’t a very good student. She never paid attention in Sunday School and always fell asleep at her desk. One Sunday, the nun was at the front, teaching the class, and in an attempt to engage Suzy, who was visibly nodding off, asked her, “Suzy, who created the Heavens and the Earth?” Little Johnny, who was sitting directly behind her, decided to wake her up by surreptitiously taking his long pencil and sticking it in her bottom, causing Suzy to jump right up and yell “God Almighty!” The nun said, “That’s right!” and kept teaching. A bit later, Suzy was nodding off again, and the nun called on her again, asking “Suzy, who died on the cross for our sins?” Little Johnny poked his pencil up her bottom again, and she perked up and yelled “Jesus Christ!!” The nun said, “That’s right!” and kept teaching. Near the end of the class, Suzy was having an even harder time staying awake, so the nun decided to give her a hard question. “Suzy, what did Eve say to Adam after giving birth to her 23rd child?” Little Johnny did his pencil trick once again, and this time Suzy got so annoyed that she screamed out: “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m gonna break it in half and shove it up your ass!!!” The nun fainted.