So a man was going as Adam from Adam and Eve for a Halloween costume. So he went to a costume shop and asked the lady working there for a leaf to wear, so the lady brought out a leaf and the guy said, ""bigger"", so the lady brought out another leaf and the man said ""bigger"" again, this went on a few more times and the lady finally came out and said, ""why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gas pump?""