What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!#Adam#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife just sent me a text " I just bought you the best Christmas present! xox :)" .....I hope she misspelled Xbox#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ME: My New Year's resolution is to eat less WIFE: Good! ME: (very, very quietly) ...vegetables.#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
To all newly married guys..... If you screw up Valentine's Day, you'll be celebrating Palm Sunday for a long time.#Valentines#Marriage#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp