I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads.

I told my 7 year old daughter that there are real princesses... My 7 year old made a comment along the lines of ""I wish princesses were real"" and I replied that they are, they're just not what you think of when you watch fairy-tales and Disney shows. She didn't believe me so I started to look some up on my phone and came across Diana....the following dialogue is verbatim Daughter - ""Oh she's pretty, who's she?"" Me - ""That's Princess Diana, she died in a car wreck years ago though"" Daughter…

Princess Diana beat her children Did you know that Princess Di beat her children? It was a sad secret that her kids carried with them until after her death. Then one day, Prince Charles noticed that Prince William was especially withdrawn and not at all acting like himself. Prince Charles asked William what was wrong and William replied: ""Diabetes.""

Names of Groups A group of crows is called a 'Murder' of crows. A group of cats is called a 'Glaring' of cats. What do you call a group of Lexus cars? A fortune!