Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book? There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China? Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why dont they use phone books in China? Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

How come Chinese people dont have phone books? They have so many Wing's and Wong's, they are afraid someone will Wing the Wong number. Heard this on the disney channel a long time ago will never forget it for that reason. Sorry if its a re post.