My grand dad died in a consentration camp... John and Heimler took the night train, they were going to this awsome party, and were really drunk. John liked to joke around using the name Hitler in every sentence, to Heimlers irritation. After a while Heimle stood up and yelled ""ENOUGH JOHN!!!"" scaring the man white. ""Did you know my grand dad died in a concentration camp during world war II John?"" Said Heimler very angry towards John. John knew at this instant that he had hurt Heimler's feeli…

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met ""Do you want to go to heaven?"" The Marine said ""I do Father."" The priest said ""Leave this pub right now!"" He then approached a second Marine. ""Do you want to got to heaven?"" ""Certainly Father"" was the Marine's reply. ""Then leave this den of Satan!"" said the priest. Father Murphy then walked up to an old SgtMaj and asked ""Do you want to go to heaven?"" The SgtMaj replied: ""No I don't Father."" The priest looked h…

A little boy... Nfw'ish So a little boy ran past a cop screaming bloody murder so the cop grabs him by the arm and settles him down. Holding onto his shoulders he look in the boys tear stained eyes and asks ""son what happened?"" The boy snivels up a snot bubble and answers the cop ""Well officer you see my mom always told me to never look at women more beautiful then her or else i would be turned to stone like medusa"" The cop puzzled asks ""ok but why were you screaming?"" The replies ""well i…

An antelope goes into a bar. He trots up to the bartender because he's excited to be at a bar but he doesn't gallop because the bar has hardwood flooring and he doesn't want to scuff it with his hooves and also because he's cautious since he has trouble stopping quickly on hardwood floors. When he gets to the bar, he notices the bartender is an electric guitar! The antelope's name is Lupe because his mom thought it would be funny to call him her little antiLupe but she was a drug addict and Lupe…