An antelope goes into a bar. He trots up to the bartender because he's excited to be at a bar but he doesn't gallop because the bar has hardwood flooring and he doesn't want to scuff it with his hooves and also because he's cautious since he has trouble stopping quickly on hardwood floors. When he gets to the bar, he notices the bartender is an electric guitar! The antelope's name is Lupe because his mom thought it would be funny to call him her little antiLupe but she was a drug addict and Lupe was taken away from his mother before she could even make that joke. In fact, his first memory was of her being euthanized in prison. Anyway, Lupe goes up to the bartender and says hi. The bartender says hi, my name is Guitartender, how can I help you? Lupe says how nice to meet you, can you tell me about any deals you have going on right now? Guitartender says well you came just in time! We have 6 dollar you-call-its for the next hour. Lupe, having never been to a bar before, asks Guitartender what he recommends. ""Are you kidding me?"" says Guitartender. ""I am a guitar! I don't even have a mouth!"" Lupe has never met a guitar before so he asks how it is possible that they are talking to each other if Guitartender doesn't even have a mouth. Lupe quickly learns that Guitartender speaks through his amp, duh. Lupe eventually decides to order a vodka tonic. Noticing he is short on cash, he tells Guitartender that he is a chronic alcoholic and he won't have any money to eat for the next week unless he's offered a deal. Guitartender is a little uncomfortable with the way Lupe divulged such personal information so quickly, but he decides he'll help. He looks Lupe dead in the eyes and says to him, ""Let me see if I can... PULL A FEW STRINGS.""