An antelope goes into a bar. He trots up to the bartender because he's excited to be at a bar but he doesn't gallop because the bar has hardwood flooring and he doesn't want to scuff it with his hooves and also because he's cautious since he has trouble stopping quickly on hardwood floors. When he gets to the bar, he notices the bartender is an electric guitar! The antelope's name is Lupe because his mom thought it would be funny to call him her little antiLupe but she was a drug addict and Lupe…