Your Mama's So Poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway! 3871. Your Mama's So Poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! 3872. Your Mama's So Poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What are you doing?" She said, "Buying luggage."! 3873. Your Mama's so stupid she orders a cheese burger from 'McDonalds' and says "hold the cheese"!