Watson Jokes

Scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research... The scientists Watson and Crick take a break from their research and take a vacation on their friend's farm. On their first day there, Watson and Crick take a walk around the farm. First, they notice pigs oinking like crazy when they realize the truck that takes them to market has pulled up. Next, they spot a sculpting material made of fine sediment that has just been delivered by the mailman. As they are focused on that, Watson acc…

Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, ""What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"" Sherlock replied, ""Alimentary, my dear Watson.""

Watson and Sherlock Are flying in an air balloon. After 2 hours of flight they get disoriented and decide to land the balloon and ask some people around them. When they land a man comes up to them and says with a clear accent: ""That's a fine balloon you got there, but I can see the fuel you used isn't standard"". After a few seconds Holmes said: ""Ok, Watson, everything is clear now, we're in Soviet Russia"". ""But how, Holmes?"" asks Watson. ""Elementary, Watson, you see, this fuel was made by…

Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Watson were visiting United States... Both came across a primary school and Sherlock turned to his assistant, ""Elementary, my dear Watson."" Watson replied ""No shit, Sherlock.""

Sherlock's Front Door Dr. Watson arrived at 221-B Baker Street and was stunned to find his friend Sherlock Holmes out front in work clothes, painting the front door a pale yellow gloss. ""Holmes what are you doing?"" asked the confused Watson. ""It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson.""

Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson... ...and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see? Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, ""Stars. Millions and millions of them."" Holmes responded: ""I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you have picked up on many of my techniques of deduction. Can you deduce something from what you see here?"" Dr. Watson looked at Mr. Holmes and said, ""Well, I'm not as good as you are, by any stretch, but why not. I …

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner? Watson the menu

No shit sherlock Watson came over to Sherlock house as they were getting ready to solve a case. When he got there he noticed the door was locked and he heard loud moaning from upstairs. After about half an hour Holmes walks out of the house following a young lady. Shocked Watson asked, ""Holmes she couldn't have been legal what kind of girl was that?"" Sherlock looked at him and replied, "" elementary my dear Watson.""

Sherlock & Watson go Camping! Best joke ever ONE of the BEST JOKES EVER!! Hasn't been posted in the last 3 days.. so here it goes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Watson pondered for a minut…

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Sherlock Holmes was at home one night... Sherlock Holmes was at home one night, when he gets a call to investigate a crime. So he rings Watson, and asks him to meet him at the scene. Sherlock arrives, and finds the body of a woman dead in the middle of the kitchen floor. He also quickly notices a giant lemon next to the woman, and a hole in the ceiling. Just then, Watson arrives, surveys the scene, and asks So, Sherlock, what do you think killed her?'. Sherlock replied... A lemon entry, my dear …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Go Camping... Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, ""Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson said, ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Sherlock said, ""And what does that tell you?"" After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, ""Astronomically, it tel…

Holmes is on the case... Sherlock Holmes is investigating a murder where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone. Dr. Watson finds the choice of murder weapon odd. ""Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"" ""Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary...""

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip... and in the middle of the night, Sherlock nudges Watson awake. He says ""Watson, look up, and tell me what you see."" Watson says ""well, I see the stars, and that makes me think about our place in the universe. In the face of such cosmic vastness, aren't we really just insignificant? And what of life on other planets? In all the universe, ours can surely not be the only planet to support living beings. Perhaps one day we shall be able to reach …

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner? Sedimentary my dear Watson!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping They pitched their tent under the twinkling start and went to sleep. Sometime during the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson Replied: ""Well, if there are millions and millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like…

Sherlock and Watson take a hot air balloon Sherlock and Watson get into a hot air balloon and take off for a casual ride. Suddenly, clouds roll in and the winds pick-up, surely moving them off course. Sherlock says to Watson ""Watson, take us down and let us figure out where we've traveled."" On a stroke of luck, there's a Shepherd with his flock in the field. Sherlocks shouts ""Hello good sir, can you tell us where we are?"" The Shepherd paused, thought about it, and replied ""You're in a hot-a…

Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons. Watson asks, ""Where did you get so many lemons?"" Holmes replies, ""A lemon tree, Watson..""

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, ""Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?"" ""A lemon tree, my dear Watson.""

A joke I think I made up Sherlock Holmes was investigating someone's house for clues when he spotted a closed door. He tried to open it but it was locked. He turned to the owner of the house and asked ""Watson that room?"" I've never heard this joke before, but I'm not sure if I'm the first one to ever think of it (hopefully I am).

Sherlock Holmes just finished a big case... ...him and watson are smoking a heater and sherlock says ""Oh watson... I want to ravish you"" watson says ""oh sherlock do it right here."" sherlock rips down watsons pants and shoves a lemon merang pie up his ass and continues to sotemize him. after this is all done, watson say ""oh sherlock... thats was amazing, but what was the point of the lemon merang pie?"" sherlock replies ""lemonentry watson, lemonentry.""

Sherlock Holmes and his trusty associate Dr. John Watson are strolling leisurely through London's botanical gardens. (OC) They are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a botanist who specialized in arboreal citrus. Watson squints, focusing his gaze on something across the gardens. He gasps in surprise and grabs Sherlock's arm. He points at the thing that has captivated his attention and asks ""Sherlock, is that a lime tree?"" Sherlock offers a pleasant chuckle and turns to Watson slowly…

Watson returns from work one day... and finds Sherlock in bed with a very young girl. ""Christ, Sherlock! How old is this girl?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson.""

Watson you idiot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson replied: ""Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planet…

Sherlock and Watson go camping... Sherlock and Watson go camping one night. They light the campfire, eat a meal, drink some champagne, and go to the tent to sleep. Later that night, Sherlock wakes Watson up. ""Watson, look up at the sky."" he says. ""What do you see?"" ""I see lots and lots of stars"" he replies. ""And what does that tell you?"" Sherlock asks. ""Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities a…