Watson Jokes

Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes is inspecting a bed. He says to Watson

Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow. ""What on earth is that

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson

Watson: Sherlock what kind of rock do you think this is?

Sherlock and Watson go to shoot up a school.. Watson: which part of the school shall we head to first sherlock?

What's Sherlock's favourite type of rock? Sedimentary my dear Watson...

Holmes and Watson were investigating a murder at an archaeological dig-site Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the murder victim. After a while

Watson comes home and finds Sherlock watching television he asks what he's watching.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless

Sherlock Holmes Looks at the Night Sky Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks

Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods... ...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks

Sherlock and Watson take a vacation Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine

Sherlock and Watson go camping Sherlock and Dr. Watson go camping. They pitch their tent and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson and says: ""Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. ""Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping... They pitched their tents under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the night Holmes woke Watson up and said ""Watson

Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree

What did a constipated Watson tell Sherlock?,"No shit Sherlock.

Hey Sherlock, what type of stone is this?","Sedimentary my dear Watson

What education should a private detective have?,"Elementary my dear Watson.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?,"They said ""baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes""

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?,"It's alimentary Watson.

What did Watson tell his friend when he was constipated? No shit Sherlock...

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What did a constipated Watson tell Sherlock? No shit, Sherlock.