Walker Jokes

Two friends are walking their dogs together. Two friends are walking their dogs together. One has a big black lab, while the other has a minuscule chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says, "Let's get a beer." The chihuahua walker complains, "That would be great, but we can't take our dogs in there." The first responds, "Watch me." The lab owner strolls in with her dog and orders a beer. The bartender tells her, "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here." "He's my seeing eye dog,"…

Reporter: Herschel Walker, what do you think of the latest abortion bill? Herschel Walker: I think we should pay it.

Accountant Joke The CEO of a large corporation called his directors for a meeting. He asked the director of development, "Mr. Jones, what is two plus two?" Mr. Jones, looking a bit confused, replied, "Two plus two is four, Sir." The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Then he asked the marketing director, "Mrs. Schmitt, what is two plus two?" Mrs. Schmitt, also looking confused, replied, "Jones is right, Sir. Two plus two is four." The CEO said, "Hmmm..." Then he asked…

Three old farts talking Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes. The 70-year-old says, \- “I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly." The 80-year-old says, \- “It’s my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed." The 90-year-old retorts, \- “I’ve got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long …

An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down!

An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share.

What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal.

Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too.

whats the difference in fast n furious and walking dead? there's no Walker in Fast and Furious .......RIP Paul

Two cannibals stumbled across a missionary in the jungle. After killing him, they decided to divide the body up evenly. The first cannibal said: "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet, and we'll meet in the middle." So the two began to devour the missionary. After a while, the first cannibal called out: "How's it going down there?" "I'm having a ball," replied the second cannibal. "No!" shouted the first cannibal. "You're eating too fast!" Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? H…

Your Mama's So Old her memory is in black & white! 3849. Your Mama's So Old I told her to act her age, and she died! 3850. Your Mama's So Old I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock! 3851. Your Mama's So Old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp! 3852. Your Mama's So Old Jurassic Park brought back memories! 3853. Your Mama's So Old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment! 3854. Your Mama's So Old she has all the apostles in her black book! 3855. Your Mama's So …