Three old farts talking Three very elderly men are discussing their medical woes. The 70-year-old says, \- “I have an awful time with my bladder. I have to go all the time, and sometimes it comes on pretty suddenly." The 80-year-old says, \- “It’s my bowels. Hardly any control at all. Always having to jam this walker to full speed." The 90-year-old retorts, \- “I’ve got it all over you guys. Bladder works find, 7 AM like clockwork. Bowels at eight. Everything works like it order. Long pause; \- “I only wish I could wake up before noon.”