Reporter: Herschel Walker, what do you think of the latest abortion bill? Herschel Walker: I think we should pay it.

An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from and 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What is it? Don't look down! My Dad broke this one out this morning thought I would share.

What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal.