Two cannibals stumbled across a missionary in the jungle. After killing him, they decided to divide the body up evenly. The first cannibal said: "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet, and we'll meet in the middle." So the two began to devour the missionary. After a while, the first cannibal called out: "How's it going down there?" "I'm having a ball," replied the second cannibal. "No!" shouted the first cannibal. "You're eating too fast!" Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal. CATS