A man is taking his dog for a walk through a graveyard early one morning. A man is taking his dog for a walk through a graveyard early one morning when he sees an elderly man crouched by a gravestone. Not wishing to appear rude the dog-walker greets the elderly man with a cheery: ""Morning!"" The elderly man replies: ""Oh no, just taking a dump.""

Investment fail In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same price as an ounce of gold. I made terrible investments and now I'm a dog walker.

The dog is the worst animal to be with... When somebody decides to call you a bitch. Because you're holding the dog that's being walked, at a higher degree of respect than the person walking it. You see someone walking a dog and someone asks ""who's that"", and you say ""a bitch with a dog"". The bitch in that context, is the walker, not the dog.

Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads.