I wonder how many old people have died trying to cut open tennis balls to put on their walker.

[blind date] (don't let her know ur a dog walker) "So what do u do?" Well, I'm like a- [13 dogs jump up on the table and eat her dinner]

That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.

My brother and I replaced the tennis balls on Nana's walker with superballs and watching her bounce down the steps was a kodak moment.