Wales Jokes

A man was drinking in a British pub ...when he noticed two very large women with strong accents. "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?" he asked. "It's Wales, you idiot" one answered. "I'm sorry" the man replied. "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

2 Big Old Gals Were Sitting In A Bar A man heard them talking and noticed a foreign accent. He asked "are you ladies from Ireland?" "WALES!!" they both replied "Oh I'm so sorry!.... Are you two Whales from Ireland???"

Two men are sat waiting for a bus in Wales. The older one turns to the younger one and says "Do you see those old mines down there in the valley? Twenty years I spent down there, man and boy, quarrying the coal out of the rock. Without me none of the houses up there would have had coal for the winter. And do they call me Dewey the Coal Miner? No. And do you see the railway line going over the hilltop? I used to drive the trains along that line every day for fifteen years. I used to take people…

I was at a bar.. Last night I was having some wings and beer with a coworker after work. There were these two pretty, but kinda fat girls drinking at the bar and being loud. They had what I could have sworn was a Scottish accent. I'm a big fan of girls from the UK, so I struck up a conversation. I asked them, "So... you two ladies are from Scotland?" I could see immediately that I had offended them. The brunette scowled and said, hotly, "WALES!" I apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two wh…

An American couple are on holiday traveling through Wales On their way they see a sign for a place called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch and decide to head there for something to eat. As they make their way there they debate the pronunciation of the town’s name. They stop for lunch and one tourist asks the cashier, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?” The Cashier nods. “Would you please pronounce where we are for us – very slowly?” The ca…

So a tourist walks into an English pub... A tourist walks into an English pub. While he is waiting for his beer, he notices to rather big women next to him talk in a strange accent. He walks up to them and says: "Excuse me, I can't quite put my finger on your accent -- are you two ladies from Ireland?" They get outraged and snap back: "It's Wales, you idiot!" "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"

I was in a bar when... I was in a bar in London throwing back brewski's when these two larger women walked in. They both had strong accents so I asked. *"Are you two ladies from Scotland?"* One of the ladies turned to me and said, *"It's Wales you idiot"* I must've been so drunk that I didn't notice so, I immediately apologized and said, *"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"* Don't remember much else.

On a beautiful summer’s day, two English tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyll they stopped for lunch and one of the tourists asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we are, very, very slowly?” The girl leaned over and said: “Burrr… gurrr… King.”

I noticed two large woman by the bar yesterday... ... They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Australia?" One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT! So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Australia?"

Talking farm animals. A man is backpacking through Wales, and late in the afternoon, he comes upon a farmhouse. He knocks on the door and is kindly greeted by an elderly Welsh couple. They generously allow him to spend the night. As the wife is preparing dinner for the three of them, the husband decides to show the traveler around the farm. The traveler in question happened to be a talented ventriloquist, and he decided to play a prank on the kind old farmer. As they approached the pig pen, th…

Interesting accents! 3 hefty women walk into a restaurant, and sit down at a table. The server comes to take their drink orders. When they're done ordering he says, "What an interesting accent! Are you broads from Scotland?" One woman looks at him with surprise and disgust and says, "WALES!" The bartender says, "Okay, fine. Are you whales from Scotland?"

A man was at the bar one night... He had a few too many when he saw three obese girls come up to the bartender and order some drinks. The man noticed they had strong accents, which grabbed his attention. The women were there for a while and were quite loud and a bit rude. Feeling rather buzzed, the man looked over to the girls and said "Hi, um, are you girls from Scotland?" One of them spoke up, with a loud, nasty attitude and said "It’s WALES you idiot!!!" The man apologized with a little sl…

Vacation in Britain gone wrong An american man was vacationing around Britain, visiting all the larger cities. One night he found himself in a bar in Cardiff, having a few drinks and planning out how to spend the next couple of days of his vacation. But he had forgotten his guidebook. So he looked around to see if anyone could help him out. There weren't many people in the bar. But there were two rather heavy women sitting at a table chatting. So he walked up to them, and asked if they had …

So I'm at a bar, and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I ask, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Scotland??" One yells back, "It's WALES you idiot!" I reply, "Oh, of course. My bad! Are you two whales from Scotland?"

A drunk man approaches two overweight women after overhearing their conversation... and says to them: "Hey! I recognize that accent! Which part of England are you two lovely women from?" Annoyed at the man's ignorance, they exclaim: "It's Wales!" "Oh I'm so sorry! Which part of England are you two lovely *whales* from?"

2 Big Ladies So two large ladies with heavy accents walk into a local pub, the guy next to them asked, "Are you two ladies from Scotland?" and they screamed, "WALES!" and then the guy said, "Sorry my bad, are you two whales from Scotland?"

An eskimo visits Wales... An eskimo visits Wales, and as he's driving along the motorway, his car breaks down. The mechanic turns up and looks under the bonnet. "You've blown a seal." He says. The eskimo replies "So what? You bugger sheep."

A trip to Wales. A couple are driving through Wales late one night and they pass through Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogogogoch. With nothing much else to do , they start arguing over the pronunciation. Eventually they decide to stop somewhere and ask a local. They pull up somewhere and go inside, and ask the staff member "excuse me, could you pronounce the name of this place, really slowly?" The kid behind the counter gives them a confused look, and says "burr-gurr kiiiiing…

I was at the pub the other day, when 2 fat chicks walk in and sit next to me Thought of being polite, I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s Wales you idiot’ So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’ Long story short, anyone know how to deal with black eyes fast?

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Wales? A leisure centre

An Irishman walks into a bar There are 3 pretty hot, but a bit bigger ladies sitting at the bar. Figuring he'll try his luck, he walks up to them and says, "Excuse me. Are you 3 ladies from Scotland?" Well they look at him and one says, "No, it's Wales, you idiot!" Guy goes, "Oh, I'm sorry. Are you 3 whales from Scotland?!"

My wife and I are both unemployed. My mum died in a car crash. We have three children and we're all staying in my grandma's place, and my grandma died this week. My dad has to work at 73. I'll do any job to take care of my family. Please share. Sincerely, William, Prince of Wales

A lonely Yank is vacationing in Europe.. ...and is just about to finish out his trip in Great Britain, which saddens him, because he came looking for romance, but has had zero luck. He's out at the pub one evening, where he spies a pair of women drinking alone. They're a wee bit on the larger side, so he heads over to chat them up, thinking that his hefty American physique won't be as much of a hinderance as it was on the Continent. "Hello ladies," he said, "if you don't mind me asking: are yo…

A Englishman walks into a bar... He walks over to two women sitting near the bar and says, "Are you two ladies from England?" "Wales.", replies the one woman. So the man says, "Pardon me, are you two whales from England?"