A few years ago I was at the pub. Sitting at the end of the bar were two large middle-aged women speaking in what I thought were thick English accents. Being new to the area and friendly, I say ""Oh! Are you two ladies from England?"" The one closest to me gets a look of disgust and with a super bitchy tone says ""Actually, it's Wales"". So I reply ""Oh, I'm sorry. Are you two whales from England?""

A man is sitting in a bar... When he overhears a couple women talking in a peculiar accent, he approaches the women; Man: excuse me are you ladies from England? Woman: Wales you idiot! Man: sorry are you Whales from England?

Vacation in Britain gone wrong An american man was vacationing around Britain, visiting all the larger cities. One night he found himself in a bar in Cardiff, having a few drinks and planning out how to spend the next couple of days of his vacation. But he had forgotten his guidebook. So he looked around to see if anyone could help him out. There weren't many people in the bar. But there were two rather heavy women sitting at a table chatting. So he walked up to them, and asked if they had …

A lonely Yank is vacationing in Europe.. ...and is just about to finish out his trip in Great Britain, which saddens him, because he came looking for romance, but has had zero luck. He's out at the pub one evening, where he spies a pair of women drinking alone. They're a wee bit on the larger side, so he heads over to chat them up, thinking that his hefty American physique won't be as much of a hinderance as it was on the Continent. "Hello ladies," he said, "if you don't mind me asking: are yo…