Two Boys Jokes

Hello it's 911, what's your emergency?" "Two boys are fighting over me" What is the problem with it? "The ugly one is winning."

The Walnut Joke - Two boys were walking home one day when they came upon this huge walnut tree. WALNUT JOKE - Two boys were walking home one day when they came upon this huge Walnut tree. One boy said, ""Lets gather all the walnuts and then we'll divide them between us."" So they gathered all the walnuts. They stuffed them down their shirts, down their pants, down their sox and even tied burlap bags to their ankles to put the walnuts in. Then they started walking home... When they came close to …

Two boys were arrested... Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks. The authorities charged one and let one off.

Two boys walk in late to class one day... Two boys walk in late to class and the teacher asks ""Martin, Juan, why are you two so late?"" Martin says ""you see, I was having this fantastic dream where I was traveling the world! I visited so many countries and learned so many new things, I didn't want to wake up! That is why I'm late."" The teacher turns to Juan and asks ""and you Juan, Why are you late?"" Juan says ""I picked Martin up at the airport."" Edit: Wrong name in the last sentence. Went…

Whoever tells the biggest lie Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

[never lie] Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. lol

Two boys playing outside... Two boys are at recess and one of the boys pants fall down and his friend points and says ""What's that?"" Other boys says ""I don't know I'll ask my mom."" The boy goes inside and asks his mom what it was and she says ""A car, honey"" The boy accepts this answer and goes back outside. Once again the boys pants falls down and his friend again points and asks ""What's that?!"" And again the other boy says ""I don't know I'll ask my mom."" In the kitchen the boy asks hi…

Numbered jokes Two boys decided that they knew so many jokes that they should number them all, so instead of actually telling the whole joke they would just say a number and the other boy would know which joke he was being told. Example. Number 5. An Irish man walked past the bar. Then one day when the boys met, one of them blurted out 142, and the other boy almost choked laughing coz he had never heard that one before. Edit:spelling

The Walnut Joke - Two boys were walking home one day when they came upon this huge walnut tree. WALNUT JOKE - Two boys were walking home one day when they came upon this huge Walnut tree. One boy said