[never lie] Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher. lol

Two boys walk in late to class one day... Two boys walk in late to class and the teacher asks ""Martin, Juan, why are you two so late?"" Martin says ""you see, I was having this fantastic dream where I was traveling the world! I visited so many countries and learned so many new things, I didn't want to wake up! That is why I'm late."" The teacher turns to Juan and asks ""and you Juan, Why are you late?"" Juan says ""I picked Martin up at the airport."" Edit: Wrong name in the last sentence. Went…

When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

The Biggest Lie Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, ""Why are you arguing?"" One boy answers, ""We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."" ""You should be ashamed of yourselves,"" said the teacher, ""When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."" The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.