The Walnut Joke - Two boys were walking home one day when they came upon this huge walnut tree. WALNUT JOKE - Two boys were walking home one day when they came upon this huge Walnut tree. One boy said, ""Lets gather all the walnuts and then we'll divide them between us."" So they gathered all the walnuts. They stuffed them down their shirts, down their pants, down their sox and even tied burlap bags to their ankles to put the walnuts in. Then they started walking home... When they came close to this cemetery, one boy said, ""Let's climb over the cemetery and divide the walnuts."" The other boy said ""OKAY."" The first boy climbed over, but when the second boy climbed over he dropped two walnuts. The boy said, ""Hey, I dropped two walnuts."" The other boy said, ""Don't worry we'll get the two walnuts later... Then they began to divide up the walnuts. The first boy took the largest juiciest walnut and the second boy took the second best walnut. They went on dividing them by saying, ""I'll take this one,"" ""I'LL TAKE THIS ONE,"" ""I'll take this one,"" ""I'LL TAKE THIS ONE,"" ""I'll take this one,"" and so on. Just then a little old man walked by the cemetery wall and heard the two distinct voices, ""I'll take this one,"" ""I'LL TAKE THIS ONE,"" ""I'll take this one,"" and so on. Well, when the old man heard this he yelled out, ""OH MY BUDDA, it the devil and an angel dividing up the souls,"" and ran away. While running away he met another old man and told him what had happened. The other man told him he was crazy, but would go with him back to the cemetery to see what was going on. When they arrived at the cemetery wall, the other old man heard what was going on. The two boys were just finishing dividing up the walnuts... I'll take this one,""... ""AND I'LL TAKE THIS ONE,""....Well that's the last of them, now lets get the two outside!