God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die

Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings. It's always the same angel. It's covered in wings now and wants to die but can't

I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person.

[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?