Tim Cook Jokes

Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple

Tim Cook: "We're excited to annou-" #Apple fans: "We'll buy it." Tim Cook: "Let me fini-" Apple fans: "We'll buy that too." #iPhone6

Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.

Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version.

Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.

Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. "We know, dear."

So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?

You can't compare Tim Cook and Donald Trump It's like comparing apples to oranges.

BAD JOKE: A man goes to visit a doctor... The doctor asks ""What is the problem?"" The man says ""Every time I see a hole, regardless if big or small, I shriek in pain and feel the need to get rid of it for no logical reason."" The doctor exclaims ""then you must have Trypophobia! The fear of clusters of holes! What is your name?"" -""Tim Cook""

With Tim Cook being gay and all... It's no wonder he likes dongles so much.

What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off

What is the difference between a Muslim boy and Tim Cook? One doesn't get arrested to make shitty watches.

Hi, I'm Tim Cook and I will teach you how to count in decimals * 10.1 * 10.2 * 10.3 * 10.4 * 10.5 * 10.6 * 10.7 * 10.8 * 10.9 * 10.10

What's the difference between Tim cook and a dead body? Tim cook gets to come out of the closet.

Apple's CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow he is waaay gayer.

Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight.

Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!

Tim Cook just came out as gay... I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?,"16, 32, 64 and 128

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately? His name was Jack

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take? 16, 32, 64, and 128