Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple

Tim Cook: "We're excited to annou-" #Apple fans: "We'll buy it." Tim Cook: "Let me fini-" Apple fans: "We'll buy that too." #iPhone6

Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.

Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version.