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Tim Cook has announced that he's gay. Samsung just filed a lawsuit claiming they came out of the closet 3 years ago. #Apple

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Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.

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Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version.

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Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.

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