How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport

Don't judge if you don't know me. Unless you're making my pizza & you say "This guy looks like he wants extra cheese" then please do.

You shouldn't judge people. What if that bloke outside your window with a clown mask and knife is just a chef that lost his way.

I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court.