Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. "We know, dear."#Tim Cook#Food#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*[At the dinner table]* "No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"#Food#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook#Food#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*#Food#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples.#Tim Cook#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp