*[At the dinner table]* "No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"

A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook

[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE

Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. "We know, dear."