*[At the dinner table]* "No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"

A lady posted her grandmother's brownie recipe, so I tried making them. Turns out her grandma was a terrible cook

*orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*

Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.