Third Professor Jokes

The Three Professors Three professors are arguing over who is the best at teaching. The first professor boasts, ""I teach so well, my students never ask any questions. This proves they understand me immediately!"" The second professor responds, ""Nonsense! I teach so well, my students never ask questions OR take notes. It's clear they remember the lesson instantly!"" The third professor grins and says, ""You're both amateurs. I teach so well, my students don't even have to show up to class!""

Three professors go to the nudist beach They start reading their newspapers, when suddenly Miss Ridgewell approaches them from the Chemistry Department. The alarmed professors react immediately. Two of them hide their manhood with their newspapers, the third, however, hides his face. They politely salute the lady, who simply passes by to join her friends. When she's far gone, one of them asks the third professor, "Why did you hide your face?" To which the third professor replies, "I don't kno…