Three stat professors were out hunting... ...when they came upon a deer by a river. The first professor fired his rifle, and the shot went three feet to the left. The second professor fired, and the shot went 3 feet to the right. The third stood and exclaimed "Alright! We got him!"

Calculus Joke Two professors are at a restaurant, arguing about the state of education today. "Nobody learns calculus anymore," lamented the first. "That's not true," replied the second, "it's part of the freshman curriculum." "Okay, I'll tell you what," offered the first professor, "we'll ask the waitress a simple calculus question; if she gets it right, lunch is on me." The second professor agreed, but said, "But give me a minute, I have to use the bathroom, first." So the second profess…

Two mathematics professors are sitting in a restaurant. The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..." The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they need to know, or more." Some time later, the first professor goes to the men's room. The other mathematician beckons to the waitress and says, "Next…

A chicken is at home watching MTV... She's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The chicken says ""that looks amazing, I want to do that!"" The chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar."" Says the chicken. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the chicken. ""I'm a chicken."" ""Not to worry,"" the ma…