Second Professor Jokes

Two calculus professors get together for lunch at a diner near campus. ""What really frustrates me about our profession,"" says the first, ""is that the average student, not to mention member of the general public, doesn't know the first thing about mathematics beyond the four basic operations, *if that*."" ""Well, now I'm not sure about that,"" says the second. ""Come on, ask any student walking around to tell you something about general calculus! At best, they'll tell you he was a Roman war he…

The Three Professors Three professors are arguing over who is the best at teaching. The first professor boasts, ""I teach so well, my students never ask any questions. This proves they understand me immediately!"" The second professor responds, ""Nonsense! I teach so well, my students never ask questions OR take notes. It's clear they remember the lesson instantly!"" The third professor grins and says, ""You're both amateurs. I teach so well, my students don't even have to show up to class!""

Three stat professors were out hunting... ...when they came upon a deer by a river. The first professor fired his rifle, and the shot went three feet to the left. The second professor fired, and the shot went 3 feet to the right. The third stood and exclaimed "Alright! We got him!"

Calculus Joke Two professors are at a restaurant, arguing about the state of education today. "Nobody learns calculus anymore," lamented the first. "That's not true," replied the second, "it's part of the freshman curriculum." "Okay, I'll tell you what," offered the first professor, "we'll ask the waitress a simple calculus question; if she gets it right, lunch is on me." The second professor agreed, but said, "But give me a minute, I have to use the bathroom, first." So the second profess…

Two mathematics professors are sitting in a restaurant. The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..." The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they need to know, or more." Some time later, the first professor goes to the men's room. The other mathematician beckons to the waitress and says, "Next…