The Crew Jokes

ASTRONAUT 1:So sorry ASTRONAUT 2: My condolences ASTRONAUT 3: Forgive us ~~The crew of the Apollo-G

Sir, why do you ask for a red shirt before battle? In the days when tall wooden ships sailed the high seas, there was this one ship sailing during a war. That morning, the lookout shouted, ""Enemy ship on the horizon."" The captain said to his ensign, ""Get me my red shirt."" The ensign, rather bewildered by this odd request, did as his captain ordered. Though the battle was a long one, the captain and his crew managed to fend off the enemy ship. Later that day, the lookout shouted, ""Two enemy …

Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port... About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate ship, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! ""Captain, captain, what do we do?"" asked the first mate. ""First mate,"" said the captain, ""go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt."" The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few…

Red shirt There was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! ""Captain, captain, what do we do?"" asked the first mate. ""First mate,"" said the captain, ""go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt."" The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties. A few da…

A captain and his crew were stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean... His crew consisted of one white man, one Mexican, and one black man. Realizing his fate he turned to his crew and said, ""Men, it's not looking to good for us. We're all going to starve unless someone sacrifices themself for food."" The crew look at him like he's crazy and none of them agree. The captain then pulled out a gun and pointed it at them, ""I'm the captain, this is my ship. I'm the only one who knows how to sa…

The crew starts drinking on sea exploration vessel... The crew starts drinking on sea exploration vessel. Party of course gets out of hand and next morning captain is angry as shit, yelling and cursing. He summons everyone and yells: ""That is it, every single drop of F***ing alcohol goes overboard."" From the back row some of the crew members are nodding and saying that captain is right and we should throw all the alcohol overboard! Captain yells: ""You divers in the back row, SHUT THE F*** UP!…

Brave Captain Smith One fine day, brave Captain Smith and his crew of sailors were sailing the ocean blue. Suddenly, on the horizon, there loomed a ship with a skull and crossbones raised on the mast. The crew was frantic, seeking refuge and asking the captain what to do. Brave Captain Smith looked at the approaching ship for a moment and said, ""Bring me my red shirt."" The call was taken up at once by a cabin boy. As soon as Captain Smith had the shirt in his possession, he ordered the man at …

The Captain A long time ago there was this captain on his boat with his crew, sailing the high seas when they spotted a pirate ship. Before the battle began, the captain shouted, ""Bring me my red shirt!"" It was a long fight but the captain and his men were victorious. The next day three pirate ships appeared. The captain cried, ""Bring me my red shirt!"" and they proceeded to defeat the three pirate ships. Later on, as the crew was resting and tending to their wounds, an ensign asked the capta…

A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in the woods and he made his rounds to visit each pair every few days. One particular crew Sarah and Jim were not getting nearly as much work accomplished as the others so he suspected that they might be up to some funny business. The following day he paid them a visit. ""Is anything funny going on here""? he asked. ""What do you mean by that?"" the pair asked back. ""I mean you're…