A captain and his crew were stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean... His crew consisted of one white man, one Mexican, and one black man. Realizing his fate he turned to his crew and said, ""Men, it's not looking to good for us. We're all going to starve unless someone sacrifices themself for food."" The crew look at him like he's crazy and none of them agree. The captain then pulled out a gun and pointed it at them, ""I'm the captain, this is my ship. I'm the only one who knows how to sa…