Subaru Jokes

I went into Whole Foods tonight and yelled, "Somebody's Labradoodle just jumped out of a parked Subaru!" and everyone ran out.

Just had a kale and quinoa salad and now my name is Autumn and I braid my hair and drive a Subaru.

OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us.

I shouted "the blue Subaru with an Obama sticker left its lights on!" at Mt. Bachelor and had the *entire* hill to myself for an hour

I'm white, but not applying SPF 100 listening to Mumford & Sons in my Subaru while at soccer practice after a nice quiche for brunch white.

Trying to make my teeth whiter, so I bought them a Subaru.

Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.

"I need a car. What do you have?" "Well, we have a Subaru Outback" "But what kind of Subaru?" "Outback" "I don't CARE where you keep it..."

What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru

I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester

My subaru wasn't working. How awd.

If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? U r a bus

why can't you put a Subaru in reverse? Because then U R A Bus! (Reposted to fix typo where I misspelled Subaru)

what did the offensive Subaru say ? SUCK

Did you know that Subaru used to be called Subalu? But then it moved to Japan.

So you got a subaru? That don't impreza me much.