What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester#Subaru#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.#Subaru#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru#Hillary Clinton#Subaru#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever#Driving#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING#Marriage#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp