Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.

What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester

SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE