Just had a kale and quinoa salad and now my name is Autumn and I braid my hair and drive a Subaru.

Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.

What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru

I saw a Prius crash into a Subaru Outback the other day... There was granola everywhere.